[yellow shrugs, smiling]
What’s wrong with russian roulette?
I played it once and didn’t die

[yellow is now smiling harder, in a creepy way, gun in hand]
That must mean it’s safe

https://thebad.website/comic/numbers_dont_lie

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    9 hours ago

    Excuse me what?

    You DM me things like “such a loser response” when I ask why you’re contacting me?

    Have you taken your meds for today or should I contact your mom?

    You’ve literally nothing to say except try your pathetic pre-school insults. Did it hurt you when mister said a mean thing? Awww… :<<<

    Well, take comfort in these words of wisdom:

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        9 hours ago

        Oh you’re finally in the “wyaah, I want to get the last word but I can’t be bothered to read for a dozen seconds so I’m just gonna pretend like cool guys reply to comments they don’t read wyaaah byaah” - part?

        Yeah I’ve seen this literally hundreds of times.

        So why did you approach me in DM’s? You won’t answer, because everyone knows the reason:

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            8 hours ago

            “What a loser response” is what I would say if I was 30 years younger and enjoying my recess

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                8 hours ago

                Literally everything else. You can’t say shit, while I keep asking you. Because any answer would be utterly embarrassing to you.

                Why do you keep replying? I do it to mock your stupidity, and to ask you why you DM’d me and reply to me in several different comment-threads? Seems to me like you’re obsessed with me.