[yellow shrugs, smiling]
What’s wrong with russian roulette?
I played it once and didn’t die

[yellow is now smiling harder, in a creepy way, gun in hand]
That must mean it’s safe

https://thebad.website/comic/numbers_dont_lie

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    Now you’re literally repeating the insults that you got hurt by yesterday.

    See “dance to my tune” makes sense for me, because I keep predicting your behaviour, like you can see throughout the thread and our DM’s. The DM’s where you reply with childish shit like this :D

    Thanks for playing kiddo, but I beat you yesterday. Now it’s just you crying how you don’t like it. But it’s still very much already happened no matter how many times you repeat my comments back at me at a pathetic attempt to insult.

    You can’t hurt me. Nothing you say affects me in any way. But you are so mad you can’t even control yourself, just like you haven’t for 24 hours, kicking and screaming like a wittve babby. ;>

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      Dance bitch. 4 paragraphs, 20 today. You thought you were the conductor, yet you dance when I say…

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        “I’m proud of not reading the things I reply to on online discussion platforms which are pure text.”

        Who do you think you’re deluding, really? It’s not me.

        (Hint, you can find him in the mirror.)

        ;>>>>

        Keep that booty shaking, you will never forget me or what I’ve said. And you’re so pathetic you can’t even come up with a lie as to why you DM’d me.

        Utterly pathetic

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            “Mommy mommy a man online that I stalk and can’t get out of my head is producing more text on a forum! But I don’t know anything to say moooommmmm!”

            Hey how about spam a bit more “cooooollll”, the childish oneline replies which I predicted you would. You being super annoyed at me pointing out how you do exactly what I say has you in a temper-tantrum, which is why you’re going out of your way to not be *as childish" as you were yesterday with these

            Why did you start direct messaging me? What was your reason? Too ashamed to say “I tried pointing out downvotes I made with my duplicate accounts because I imagined you’re as childish and easily angered as me, but turns out you didn’t care about that and now I can’t answer why I DM’d you because everyone would see how embarrassing that was”?

            Oh right, ofc you are.

            See on my next break, my number 1 fan.

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              4 MORE PARAGRAPHS. 33 TODAY!

              Edit:

              Why did you start direct messaging me? What was your reason?

              I’ve told you 3 times already.

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                Ah yes, the “I told you already” phase of the tantrum.

                Like I’ve said, I can look up and down the whole thread and have nothing to be ashamed for, as I didn’t stalk some guy that made me angry on Lemmy. But yooouuu did. ;>

                And the only thing you have left is “wyaah you use a forum to write things”.

                Imagine telling an author “they write too much.”

                This is practice for me, champ. That’s why I’ve been in threads like this uncountable times and you always give up. You can’t actually address anything, so you attempt to insult me because I’ve made you cry.

                Too bad. I don’t get hurt by words online, and certainly not yours hahahahah

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                  4 more paragraphs 46 today.

                  And if you took the time not to rant you would have seen it.

                  I’m beginning to think you have a humiliation kink. If so, it’s kinda gross to include people without informed consent.

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                    You’re really hammering on the whole “he’s more literate than me and that’s what makes me the winner” thing.

                    Only thing is it doesn’t make sense at all unless you believe that being better at reading and writing is a bad thing. And surely even you can see how dumb that is.

                    Oh actually wait for someone like you, who writes things like this and gets so upset online he DM’s and stalks users, it might actually be hard to see.