[yellow shrugs, smiling]
What’s wrong with russian roulette?
I played it once and didn’t die

[yellow is now smiling harder, in a creepy way, gun in hand]
That must mean it’s safe

https://thebad.website/comic/numbers_dont_lie

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    Notice how you use 6 paragraphs 85 today, to do what I can in a sentence.

    That’s wasteful. And if you’ve been like this for years, you really are a loser.

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      I’m a writer and when I’m not working on something, I still like writing. You’re on a forum. Forums, especially text based ones, have pages and pages of paragraphs. Shocked pikachu face

      So to reiterate, you can’t address why your in all the threads you stalk me in and why you sent me DM’s like these

      Like I said, feels like preschool recess, so the level of rhetoric isn’t great. Because you can’t actually say anything.

      You can’t reason why you’re in the thread to begin with, because if you told the truth it would go “you made me so butthurt I just had to stalk your profile and send you DM’s, because I wanted to hurt your feelings” (which again your preschool insults don’t really do.:)

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        4 paragraphs. 95. You know howntonget star trek? You stop running your mouth on the internet like a bitch. I mean, just listen to yourself.

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          “Mammy Im illiterate, pls make the internet have only one sentence so I can keep up on the forums!”

          You’re proudly ignorant. “I can’t read two paragraphs, and that makes me a winner.”

          You’re not winning anything… Not even the “last word” you think you’ll get if you keep replying despite hating every second of it.

          Your profile must be looking hella intellectual. Good luck having credibility in any argument ever when people know you bitch about having to read two paragraphs and spam meaningless one-line replies.

          It’s just the same oneline reply because you’re cognitively so limited you literallt can’t reply. You started having this tantrum yesterday when you DM’d me. Which ofc now you’re pretending didn’t happen. Even though everyone can ofc see the screens

          This entire day I’ve lived rent free in your mind. There’s not a moment you’re not thinking of me. Your ego won’t allow you to… And that’s been keeping me in laughs for two days now.

          Why watch tng when your tantrum is more hilarious? Oh right because you hate reading and writing and are proudly illiterate… ON A FORUM.

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              You’re literally repeating the implication that you’re illiterate and/or that writing on forums is bad.

              You’re gonna cringe so hard in future months when you think back on what an utter fucking toddler you’ve been these couple of days. It’s so easy. And then you do exactly what I say, point by point. It’s hilarious.

              Go look at your profile. I can’t be arsed lol, don’t care. Ponder how many arguments you’re gonna “win” in the future when people check your profile and see you’re mentally six. And you’re not gonna delete all these, that would also signal being a moron.

              People like you who think in terms of winners and losers on forums are so easy to antagonise.

              All I needed was the first DM reply I sent you after you DM’d me (which you can’t address o mention, because you know how childish it was), and you were off. Drool spilling all over the place, stalking me and trying your pathetic school yard insults, which only let me know how badly I got you.

              And you wonder why I laugh at your ego?

              :DDD