[yellow shrugs, smiling]
What’s wrong with russian roulette?
I played it once and didn’t die

[yellow is now smiling harder, in a creepy way, gun in hand]
That must mean it’s safe

https://thebad.website/comic/numbers_dont_lie

  • HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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    2 hours ago

    4 paragraphs, 102. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE HAVE REAL POS UNEMPLOYED WRITER SHOWING WHY HE DOESN’T HAVE WORK.

    bitch please, you’re trigged.

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      19 minutes ago

      “trigged”?

      You mean “triggered”, surely?

      You can’t write “too” or “triggered”. Your grasp of basic English is worse than mine was at 15, and it’s my third language, lol.

      “he writes a lot, and he shouldn’t write at all, because I hate how it makes me have to reply because I can’t control myself when my ridiculous ego makes me do stuff”

      Everything you say is projection. So you’re “trigged”. Just like you have been for more than a day now. I’ve told you I stay in these threads for weeks, because it’s hilarious when you finally realise how utterly you’re publicly shaming yourself.

      And that no matter what you do, this tantrum of yours will be online forever.

      Oh right you can’t read this far. And you’re proud of it. Usually people aren’t proud of being illiterate, and actually it’s considered a fairly negative thing. Especially for supposed adults.

      Perhaps you should start with some children’s literature and work your way upwards. You know the ones with only one sentence on the page and the rest is illustration. Sounds like your level. ;>

      Now dance bitch. I guess you’ll make it at most two more days. Prove me wrong, bitchito.