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They won’t get a dime from me until it can tell me if it is a fart or I’m about to shit my pants.
Not sure how smart undies could accomplish that. Unless they come with some sort of insertable environmental monitoring probe…
I mean, I can tell without any tech. If my fart smells very strongly like shit, there’s shit in my butt that needs to come out. 🤷♂️
I guess I was assuming they wanted a forewarning system, to prevent finding out the hard way that it was a shart not a fart
Maybe something like a meat thermometer would work. Probe sits inside your butt and gives a warning beep when it detects poo instead of gas.
Is it compatible with Home Assistant? I’d like to turn on the fan if there’s been more than two farts a minute
Those moments whes venture capitalists spend way too much money on their fetishes.
It doesn’t need to be too smart, even my dog knows when I fart.
I’d be more impressed if it told me if I sharted or not.
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