cm0002 to Science@mander.xyzEnglish · 12 hours ago‘Smart underwear’ measures how often humans fartwww.sciencenews.orgexternal-linkmessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up113
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minus-squarepiranhaconda@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-23 hours agoNot sure how smart undies could accomplish that. Unless they come with some sort of insertable environmental monitoring probe…
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 hours agoI mean, I can tell without any tech. If my fart smells very strongly like shit, there’s shit in my butt that needs to come out. 🤷♂️
minus-squarepiranhaconda@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-23 hours agoI guess I was assuming they wanted a forewarning system, to prevent finding out the hard way that it was a shart not a fart
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 hours agoMaybe something like a meat thermometer would work. Probe sits inside your butt and gives a warning beep when it detects poo instead of gas.
Not sure how smart undies could accomplish that. Unless they come with some sort of insertable environmental monitoring probe…
I mean, I can tell without any tech. If my fart smells very strongly like shit, there’s shit in my butt that needs to come out. 🤷♂️
I guess I was assuming they wanted a forewarning system, to prevent finding out the hard way that it was a shart not a fart
Maybe something like a meat thermometer would work. Probe sits inside your butt and gives a warning beep when it detects poo instead of gas.