Please put a spoiler tag on this. I was on the plane and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this comment. Now there is a whole plane of men masterbating together at this one comment. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just hidden your comment in a spoiler.