Right in front of my salad?!
Apparently saying “Congrats on the sex 🥳 🎉” is inappropriate in response.
Yea, your supposed to congratulate them on all the creampies.
Me
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
warning! NSFW!
Please put a spoiler tag on this. I was on the plane and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this comment. Now there is a whole plane of men masterbating together at this one comment. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just hidden your comment in a spoiler.
You shouldn’t masterburt in public
I know this is a copypasta but… that’s hot lowkey
It’s called group exercise. You’re welcome.
congratulations
How do I delete someone else’s post on Lemmy?
What’s your search history look like rn?
Nuff’n but smut mate
precum dicks and thicc bitches
CaH style
Im not familiar with these cards
Which one is Calvin and which one is Hobbes?
Hobbes is the one in yellow, Calvin is the one in red.
“Do I… help? Should I play with his balls or something?”
Kek
