For a “strait”, Hormuz sure takes a lot of seamen. Live your truth, Hormuz.
Almost like a whormuz. (Sorry).
Bold of you to assume it’s not a woman.
I’m a Gay Whore… Muz.
I’ve fucked a lot of dudes but I’m straight as an arrow.
Sorry, the Iranian government beheaded them.
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I don’t know about Hormuz, but the straight of Dover is about the only straight guy in Dover, the rest is all gay AF (and fabulous).
Wouldn’t it be a “gay of heteruz”?
Should be easy to find, I bet they’re FABULOUS.
I would think, given the region’s attitude to LGBTQA+, they’d be incredibly difficult to find.
However, once you have found them and they are in a space they feel safe to be their full self, you’d have the best Iftar of your life!
Or the eldritch wide of hormuz
“In Iran, we don’t have homosexuals like in your country. In Iran, we do not have this phenomenon. I don’t know who has told you we have that.”
Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Sept 2007
dIRE gAYS of Hormuz
Probably a sexy cousin.
The BENDY of Hormuz
