Just the houses? Don’t forget the yachts, planes, cars.
What if we all plan the end of the world next April 1st. We will all pretend to start race and religious riots until all the billionaires get nervous and go into their bunkers. Then we strip off our costumes and masks and start mixing concrete to pour over the bunker doors and air intake.
That’s why they are driving countries into fascism., there will be plenty of police state jobs.
Eventually they won’t even need them. Your smart fridge reported you discussing seditious conspiracy and your smart washer has noted you own a black hoodie, aka terrorist attire. Your smart vehicle has been remotely disabled, and an Amazon delivery drone has been rerouted to terminate you after its final delivery. Don’t bother trying to turn off the tracking device in your pocket, it still pings even when powered down and between Ring and Flock we can see you at all times anyway.
“I don’t know about you, but I’m ready to join civil protection just to get a decent meal.” -city 17 citizen
🙁 Booooo for satire getting my hopes up!
Only satire for now
There are jobs popping up around me here in India where the “job” is to be a software engineer whose responsibility is to review AI-generated code as training data. It pays more than my job…
Place your bets how long before this is moved into the nottheonion sub
X-fingers
It shouldn’t ever be, because The Beaverton is basically the Canadian Onion.
AI has already torched my creative side project I have spent hundreds of hours on to hopefully one day it replaces my miserable income. now that AI has been able to generate acceptable videos by the public. my revenue went down by 80%. and people are expecting lower prices in times of inflation
People think there are wins to come, how I see it is that we have already lost the fight.
Please point me to those people expecting wins.
They must be very misinformed or super stupid.
Nice.
Beautiful and appropriate.
truth
