PALO ALTO, CA - With Silicon Valley boasting that artificial intelligence could replace millions of jobs around the world, currently laid-off workers have reported having more free time to form angry mobs dedicated to storming and torching the homes of the tech billionaires responsible.
Place your bets how long before this is moved into the nottheonion sub
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It shouldn’t ever be, because The Beaverton is basically the Canadian Onion.