Please no, I get what you’re saying but we don’t want the neckbeards taking this to heart
I did not even have to check who the OP is
The worst part is, I get it. There’s nothing that makes the primal drums pound in my head and set my ancestral needs aflame quite like a woman who has showered, worn light perfume, but I can tell hasn’t worn deodorant when I’m up close. If she reaches for that stick of deodorant, I’m grabbing it, breaking it in half, and raise its broken carcass in front of the other deodorant sticks so they may know fear.
Feromones make us do crazy stuff
Pharaoh moans
its spelt feromophnes
Ferromorphosys?
no thats what makes metals magnetic
I will turn you into a ferromagnet
Instructions unclear: transformed into a ferret
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I’d rather just suck her toes.
Damn u guys nasty
I only suck toes when requested, like a gentleman.
They replaced the user Mickey or whatever their name was
Is the Mickey guy gone?
No
I feel like I haven’t seen a post of theirs in a while.
Mickey posted something yesterday
Nah he just seems to be doing less horny posting lately
Mickey hornyposting down, violet hornyposting up.
It’s all connected MAAAN
every god damn time
The horny posting will continue until morale improves 😈
Sounds nice depending on the deodorant. What do you want them to smell of?
man musk
pits with deodorant are also unlickable
ah I see, you’re a connoisseur
Do you also floss your teeth with all the hair?
It would seem that I am no longer the horniest Lemmy/Piefed user. It’s a sad day for me.
This is quickly turning into lemmy cringepost …
Deodorant; the antivenom to the Fediverse’s own species of pit viper.
oh its you lol
It ain’t bad till in the middle of things… or the night, ya wind up somehow tasting it.
