Has John Oliver ever fucked a couch?
he’s looking tan enough for a visit from ICE.
Googling “couch fucker” just comes up with some guy named J. D. Vance a bunch. Must be some pornstar for fetishists.
I never noticed how much his name has a m2m pornstar ring to it.
now idk what to think
But if you ask hasjohnolivermadelovetoacouch…
Thanks for checking! I didn’t get around to it yet
But what about a latex glove inserted in between couch cushions?
Exactly what a couch fucker would say.
Has couch fucked a John Oliver?
The term is rape, words matter.
First of all, it’s not true. It’s not true that John Oliver fucked a couch. So if you have any proof that John Oliver fucked a couch stop gossiping and go right to the police with it.
The beter question is should John Oliver fuck a chouch?
