hperrin@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoDo cheezits come from a tree, like oranges, or underground, like potatoes?message-squaremessage-square27fedilinkarrow-up150
arrow-up150message-squareDo cheezits come from a tree, like oranges, or underground, like potatoes?hperrin@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square27fedilink
minus-squareZier@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 days agoThey come from pregnant semi-trucks. The truck pulls up to a birthing port at a Supermarket when it’s time. Then highly skilled Supermarket staff peel away the brown protective cover and place the baby cheezits on a shelf for you to adopt.
minus-squarehperrin@lemmy.caOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoThat actually makes them sound cute.
They come from pregnant semi-trucks. The truck pulls up to a birthing port at a Supermarket when it’s time. Then highly skilled Supermarket staff peel away the brown protective cover and place the baby cheezits on a shelf for you to adopt.
That actually makes them sound cute.