Desert is supposed to have two S’s.
Hooray for Boobies

“LiEensed for play er Precilieii computer entertAinment system /unauthori2ed copying, reproduction, rental, skills performance or broadcast of this game by be a tisletion of applicable laws. Manufaoured in BAAL-007130.”
That’s not what the actual disc looks like, sadly.

“A” is a registered trademark of Sony Computer Entertainment Inc.
“PSN™” is a trademark Inf the same company. Library programs.
Sony Computer’s of the Blu-ray Disc assisted.Also, I’m pretty sure Sony Computer Entertainmerica LLC is not quite what it’s called. But surprisingly legible.
You didn’t hear? Sony owns the letter ‘A’ now
Wrong font for Crimson Desert, wrong color for Kliff’s hair, game did not come out in 2024, Pearl Abyss logo is not a trademark of Sony (their logo is also not even shown on the disc), PS1 logo…this is just weird and I’m not sure why someone went to the trouble of prompting it.
SLOP SLOP SLOP
Took me a second…
Probably because I’m not a console player.
The real drawback of not having physical media… No more disk booty.
That’s a Pearl Abyss and a half
Putting the dessert in desert.
Downloaded it last night, plan on playing for 8-12 hours straight after i get off my 12 hour shift
Lotta hate directed at it right now, but I played on a base PS5 last night for 3 hours and enjoyed it quite a bit. The worst part by far is the awkward controls.
I’ve been having a blast but the learning curve for the controls/menuing is mount everest.
I’m terrified of getting to the first gear check boss. I can happily wander around for hours to upgrade gear, but I kinda suck at the combat so what if it’s still not enough?
Turn that thing into a fleshlight
You, umm… I’m so sorry. F
Tiny knobs fit in more places, I once watched my uncle shove his inside a straw then suck the other end. He won first prize at the farmers market talent show that summer.









