I though of:
Your hardware deserves better.
Also you can give some more realistic ones like my friend:
It just (not) works
I though of:
Your hardware deserves better.
Also you can give some more realistic ones like my friend:
It just (not) works
“It just works”
…because that is the state of a mainstream modern distro, and it’s not true of Windows anymore.
Alternatively “No nagging, no forced online account.”
Everything I encountered that haven’t worked:
And good news, Nvidia seems to have more or less fixed the second one a few months ago.
ftfy
Plural.
Can’t be arsed fixing that for you.