• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    2 hours ago

    FOUR cats? That’s too many cats. The order of progression goes:

    0 cats - you need a cat in your life.

    1 cat - your cat needs a cat buddy.

    2 cats - this is the optimal number of cats.

    3 cats - Yeah, a bit crowded. You can make it work though. Like if one of your cats is really old, and the other cat is a kitten. That’s like a backup cat. Otherwise, you’re approaching too many cats.

    4 cats - that’s too many cats.

    5 cats - please stop collecting cats.

    6 cats - PLEASE stop collecting cats!!!

    7 cats - KNOCK IT OFF ASSHOLE!!!

    8 cats - now you’re just a crazy cat lady.

    • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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      2 hours ago

      I have 1 cat. She does not get along with other cats, so I have 1 cat. She’s about to climb into my lap again. There. Nice and difficult to type now, just the way she likes it.