• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    6 hours ago

    Ah! The lyrics page I copied from must have messed that up, hah!

    … the verses get increasingly ridiculous.

    By the end, you have:

    And I’ve never licked a spark plug

    And I’ve never sniffed a stink bug

    And I’ve never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball

    And I’ve never bathed in yogurt

    And I don’t look good in leggings

    And we’ve never been to Boston in the fall!

    … this is all being sung by a 90s CGI/cartoon cucumber with a face, amongst a bunch of other CGI fruits and vegetables, dressed as pirates, basically on beach lounge chairs, on a moored like, galleass or something.

    I think ostensibly the joke for the adults is supposed to be like, a guy or some guys who just own a boat, but never actually take it out, just use it as an excuse to get away from the house.