Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 hours agoDon't be a cowardlemmy.worldimagemessage-square67fedilinkarrow-up1534
arrow-up1534imageDon't be a cowardlemmy.worldChippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 hours agomessage-square67fedilink
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·8 hours agoWait. Am I replacing my tits with fidget spinners, or am I supposed to be affixing fidget spinners to my tits?
minus-squareTouchMacaque@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·8 hours agoBorn that way, your mother would have had to use fidget spinners as utensils the entire time she was pregnant. For every single meal.
minus-squareDeacon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 hours agoWait, were you born that way or are you talking about them? I am weirdly invested but confused.
minus-squareTouchMacaque@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·7 hours agoI was born that way but my mom slipped up and used a fork once when pregnant with my sister and she was cursed with normal human tits, and no one has ever gotten anything for free with those.
Wait. Am I replacing my tits with fidget spinners, or am I supposed to be affixing fidget spinners to my tits?
Born that way, your mother would have had to use fidget spinners as utensils the entire time she was pregnant. For every single meal.
Wait, were you born that way or are you talking about them? I am weirdly invested but confused.
I was born that way but my mom slipped up and used a fork once when pregnant with my sister and she was cursed with normal human tits, and no one has ever gotten anything for free with those.