• RmDebArc_5@feddit.org
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    11 hours ago

    According to a study I just invented, an increase in horny posts leads to more hornyness and thus more horny posts. This grows exponentially until a meltdown happens and a so called “bean catastrophy” occurs.

    • imadethis@fedinsfw.app
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      3 hours ago

      Hopefully your study mentions how amazing it is to find one of the very rare* positive feedback loops in humanity!

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      *There’s only a handful recognized, like childbirth, clotting, and lactation. I can’t quite recall if arousal/orgasm is considered one. Technically there is a negative feedback that ends them, but the stimulus creates more stimulus for the most part. Morbidly, hypertension and heart failure can also be considered a positive feedback loop.

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      6 hours ago

      Im sorry I had to comment what my partner said when I read this comment aloud:

      “You mean the clitastrophe?”

    • skwerlgyrl@piefed.social
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      8 hours ago

      “Bean catastrophe” sounds like what happens when my devout Vegan friend goes to bed with her equally vegan, kimchee loving husband. But I’d rate that as being the opposite of horny.