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In the words of RHCP:
What I got you gotta get it put it in you!
The network has a problem with some of your lyrics. Would you mind changing it to “what I’d like is I’d like to hug and kiss you?”
lmao is that a real radio edit that exists? 🤣
horny is why we exist, in general
I didn’t come here for the sexy time, I’m asexual.
BUT I just want to point out that the word “pan” short for “pansexual” is kind of amusing because Pan, the Greek god, is a satyr known for constantly chasing that booty.
From that picture, it looks more like booty is chasing him
You should really try it! Constant frustration, gross smelly people, finding that one person that will force you, treat you like meat, or has no clue what an aftercare is. Did I mention the STI’s? It’s great!
Apply? Just post your address and we’ll see if you’re even close enough to bother. Flights have gotten too expensive and I’m not riding the bus now that the famous $1 megabus thing is gone.
Vio- oh. Wait, when did you spawn?
If you are near wpg. I’m clean and had a vasectomy. Lol. If you have the reciprocating anatomy. 😂
I’m saving myself for that one lady.
Which lady is that?
Application:
I’m nearly at the fitness level I’ve always wanted to be at and just moved so I know nobody. Now I’m looking to break beds and take names with anything that consents and has a pulse.
Also I’m very detail oriented, great in high stress situations and work well in a team. HMU
Credit: Definitely not the YMCA
eee! my meme!
Got you FAM, mb
memes are made to be shared comrade
GOONERS UNITE
What do you mean “trend”? Blahaj Zone has been horny this whole time, y’all just aren’t keeping up!
yeah…but that doesn’t mean anyone wants to have sex with you guys. it’s like highschool all over again.
More toothy than horny.
Hmmmm, yeah, kinda tru tbh
ooh ooh im part of the problem ‼️‼️🤩🙇♀️😘 :))
The only problem you’re part of is not being in my bed, sugarlips!!! I’m horny, and corny, now get in bed and I’ll play you like a flute.
I think even the prudes are starting to see what a tragedy the demise of Lemnynsfw was, what with the horniness no longer being contained somewhere that they avoid 😄
The worst part, imo, is that the NSFW memes community on that instance was starting to gain a little traction after I put in some real effect to post there consistently. Then poof it was gone.
Then the Discord that I also did a similar thing for that gave me another source of not just porn memes but adult/dark memes in general just closed all of its NSFW channels because they want to grow their server without incurring restrictions due to 18+ content.
At this rate I’ll only have memes about Linux CLI, fortenight, Roblox and whatever else is deemed safe for 10 year olds.
Talk to your kids about Linux! Before somebody else does!
Oohhh, that makes a lot of sense. It’s like a don’t horny open inside chain of events. Poor lil fellers.
What happened to It?
The only guy with access to the server suddenly disappeared off the face of Lemmy and after a month or two (afair. Might be a shorter or longer period), it stopped working and thus the instance did too.
The admin of a replacement instance (the name of which escapes me) has since managed to contact the lemmynsfw admin and last I heard it’s functional as an archive but permanently closed for new content.
Fedinsfw.app
the horniness got everywhere is what
I’m always horny.
blackwidow_hulk_smash.mp4
You misunderstand, if you have sex you will stop being horny (at least for a short time).
Infinite edging, that’s the game.Tantric -> edging -> gooning -> ??? -> profit?
Oldest profit in the world
It’s also good with God since finishing is what angers them. It probably doesn’t matter how many people are involved either so long as no one finishes.
Battle royale orgy where whoever cums pisses god off so much they get immediately smitten off the face of the earth
Bill Clinton energy damn
It probably doesn’t matter how many people are involved either so long as no one finishes.
There’s a joke about public infrastructure in here somewhere 🤔
I knew there would be loopholes in the bible!
Yeah those non-horny 5 minutes post sex really give you a chance to think. Too bad I’m too tired to make use of it
