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slothrop@lemmy.ca to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 1 day ago

our house, in the middle of the street...

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our house, in the middle of the street...

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slothrop@lemmy.ca to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • Etterra@discuss.online
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    12 hours ago

    When you can’t find the address you’re looking for.

  • maccentric@sh.itjust.works
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    Madness is one of my favorite ska bands from 80s—totally slaps, check ‘em out if you haven’t

    Absolutely Beyond Compare is a good primer

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    !youcantparktheremate@feddit.uk

  • TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    As a child, I’d get so confused when someone would ask what street I live on- I’d tell them I don’t live on a street??? And I imagined their house must look like this

  • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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    ye can’t park there mate

  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    22 hours ago

    Here in my car

    I feel safest of all

  • Mika@piefed.ca
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    Ah, classic house on the wheels

  • Omgpwnies@lemmy.world
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    Raise your hand if you had the intrusive thought to re-create that scene from Twister when they drive through the house as it rolls across the street…

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    Is that where you wanted to put it? It seems like it would get a lot of traffic noise. Of course, it would be great for commuting.

    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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      seconds to the freeway! From the low $1.8Ms!

  • Fives@discuss.online
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    Well, shit. There goes the neighborhood.

  • Digitalprimate@lemmy.world
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    I know exactly where this happened, and yes they are all kinds of stupid there.

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    That’s going to be a traffic delay

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      Just let me finish cooking lunch and I’ll move it straight away

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    deleted by creator

    • Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world
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      It’s a line from a song, but hey keep being European and pedantic.

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          Not sure where you from but if you listen to it you it might sound familiar “Madness - Our House”. Its a classic tbh

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            Madness were the OK Go of 80s videos

          • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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            Our house, it has a crowd

            There’s always something happening and it’s usually quite loud

            Our mum, she’s so house-proud

            Nothing ever slows her down and a mess is not allowed

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    I’d say too much wind and careless transport had a date here, and why wouldn’t they - the traffic noise stops as soon as you do, and it’s nice and green around.

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    Why did we ever meet?

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