This needs to be NSFW. I’m sitting with my legs crossed here.
I am Larry, evil Larry, may I see your testes?
I had this as a teenager. Would not recommend.
Same here. 4/10, at most. Not a good time.
How did it occur and how did it resolve?
Apparently (and this is from memory, so caveat emptor) when young the balls can be uneven. During puberty, one might say “Oh no! I must become even!” and twist up on itself.
This is resovled (at least in my case) with a local anesthetic and manual untwisting. Followed by a procedure where they sew your balls to your sack so they can’t try it again.
Oh. Jesus. Im so sorry.
And thank god im no longer young 🙏🏿
Your testes are actually a different heights your whole life.
I think he was joking :)
But if you want to know it’s because of an anatomical variant / birth defect where the testis is not fixed to the adjacent membrane called the tunica vaginalis.
Yeah! No one has an even pair of balls, but I guess too uneven can lead to medical issues
The Sith, the Jedi
Does this answer your question?
I have twisted your testicle, pray I don’t twist it further…
Harder, daddy
“Testicular torsion casters are always acting tough, right up until a wizard casts [MEND BUTT-CRACK]!”
That’s a medical reason for an oriechtomy right there, officer.
(DON’T)
Orchiectomy* or orchidectomy
Or in other words blueballectomy
Just make sure to wait 48 hours first so it’s unrecoverable…
This got me laughing hysterically in the morning thanks.
