She seems nice.
Probably just being friendly.
Word to the wise stay the fuck away from women who try to separate you from your friends
Mhmm, had an ex that used to bed me when she new I was about to go out and get extremely angry when I then went instead of staying there to cuddle her after
Ok that’s 3 minutes, and the rest of the evening?
Doing the chores she demands in return?
You mean your half of the chores?
“Half”
… Maybe if you just dive straight into the main course instead of enjoying the appetizer first…
Good cocktails take make than 3 minutes to enjoy
I’m not a good cocktail though, I’m a bad lay.
So 3 minutes it is.
Get better. Google it, watch some YouTube videos.
On an unrelated note, I may now understand JD Vance a tiny bit better.
Where the fuck am I supposed to sit?
I have 2 good suggestions
Nah, she’s playing too many games expecting the guy to see past that camouflage and take the hint.
She might just be being polite
Yeah… that’s a pretty convincing reason not to leave 😂
She has a point.
I’m mostly just impressed
When you’re dating JD Vance and he wants you to role play as the sofa cushions.
Wonderful
Bah! You beat me to it!
Just swipe your credit card and leave.
Ok I got little bit distracted.
I have never known any of the personalities depicted in this joke and suspect that it is a complete fabrication that only seems funny or relatable if one is used to imagining the world according to their wishful thinkingI retract this remark as I totally misinterpreted the post. Rather than sharing my revised opinion I will remain silent as penance lol
You’ve never had a clingy partner that used sex as a motivator?
If I could find a girl that just wanted to stay home and fuck all the time I would be ecstatic. It’s always “don’t go out but also I only want to sit around watching boring TV shows”.
No, but I don’t see how that is what’s depicted in the meme anyways? Who would be being clingy or using sex as a motivator here? Perhaps I’ve completely misunderstood this
The guy wants to leave his current situation (hanging out with girlfriend) to go hangout with his buddies. Her not wanting him to leave offers sex in exchange for him staying (this is being clingy and using sex to achieve her goal). Its absolutely something that has happened to me and I feel is genuinely relatable among many. While in reality this would likely be a single offhanded comment. The joke here exaggerates that common situation by putting her in an exceptionally silly and sexual pose. The absurdity of the pose on top of the general relatable nature make it “funny”. It is also just a shitpost
Jesus Christ I read the roles exactly backwards I’m a moron. I thought it was implying that she wanted to fuck the friends. My bad. I guess the horniness of the image prompted my mind to assume this was some kind of mickey7 type post
Thats why I’m here friend
Guys, ill be 5 mins late.
Plenty of time to shower afterwards
5 mins includes the shower
4mins is plunty of time
Source?
