Wait, why could he not have been a plumber, while also being in Med school?
According to Myamoto, he’s actually neither of those things. He’s actually an actor portraying whatever the game needs him to be.
… that is even funnier.
But also I think that actually breaks canon with at least some of the RPG style games… and I know that actually breaks canon with the comic strip about Mario and Luigi and errybody else, that ran in Nintendo Power, back in the day.
Mario and Luigi are very much actual, literal plumbers, who have to fix up the entitery of Peach’s castle’s plumbing, and they use their plumbing know how to practical effect in other scenarios.
But… that also has the koopalings in it, and… I’m fairly sure that they’ve been either written out of the canon or very heavily retconned… ???
I mean it’s not like he personally wrote the comics, and it doesn’t contradict the RPGs in any way I can think of.
The koopalings are still a thing, but I think Bowser Jr is his only real son.
The Pharmacy and Medical Insurance industry loves this guy though. He just throws pills at the problem until it goes away.
(Edited for grammar)
Why do you think he was collecting so many coins? Med school is expensive.
Mario is Bill Gates?
If his services are affordable and it isn’t homeopathy I will forgive Dr. Mario his crimes
As we used to say in the trans femme community,
“Dr Mario is not a real doctor, don’t let him touch your balls.”





