I went to this Malaysian restaurant once and they asked me how spicy I wanted the food, 1-10.

I like spicy food so I figured like a six would be “very spicy” by the typical American palate.

It was the spiciest thing I ever ate, and gave me a new meaning to “ring of fire”.

I just call it broken, I ain’t about to pay to shit.

The turd cometh, the turd goeth, somewhere…