I don’t know who told you that, but pussy is absolutely not zero calories.
This is something that will bite you in the ass once you turn 40, and believe me, you’ll be wishing you’d had some sense when you were younger. I nearly ruined my life over it, but the diet I’ve been on since 2050 has probably saved it—the results do speak for themselves. I will admit to some non-alcoholic kinds being okay. Even so, always remember your guiding principles: Pussy is the enemy of the gym, bro. Avoid it at all costs.
I don’t know who told you that, but pussy is absolutely not zero calories.
This is something that will bite you in the ass once you turn 40, and believe me, you’ll be wishing you’d had some sense when you were younger. I nearly ruined my life over it, but the diet I’ve been on since 2050 has probably saved it—the results do speak for themselves. I will admit to some non-alcoholic kinds being okay. Even so, always remember your guiding principles: Pussy is the enemy of the gym, bro. Avoid it at all costs.