• Aeao@lemmy.world
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    10 小时前

    I’d like to add I hope your coffee spills on your breakfast on your way to work and you don’t have time to get another breakfast or coffee.

    • howrar@lemmy.ca
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      6 小时前

      I don’t drink coffee, my breakfast is usually a meal replacement shake, and I work from home on most days. I wonder what long series of extremely improbable events would have to happen for me to end up owning any coffee at all and then somehow having it end up in my shaker bottle while I’m on route from the kitchen to my office.