May the inside of your ear always itch. Just past the bend.
Immediately thought he must be dead. I was just saying to my partner how awesome the JP music is while we watched whatever the new piece of crap (but entertaining) thing was. Great music. Some of the best.
Haha top tier shit post.
I have but one updoot to give. Fucking brilliant 👏
I audibly gasped 🖕
Fuck you. Up your nose with a rubber hose
Don’t fucking scare me like that!
I mean, he really is 94. You’re going to have to prepare yourself.
You made me say “WHAT THE FUCK, NO!” in a meeting.
And didn’t you learn a valuable lesson about scrolling socials when you should have focused on those KPIs?
I hate you so much
Oh thank fuck
Totally got me. Almost sent this to all my friends
Fuck you
You got an actual GASP out of me on this post.
I wish you warm pillows and icy bathroom floors
Soggy french fries, a dead remote control.
You’re a monster…
HQGifs?!
Not mine, but likely originated from.
May your favorite shirt never fit right again.
Whoa. I’m saving this one for sure. 😂
I hope you go pee in the toilet pull up your pants or put your dong back in your pants and then some pee comes out of your private part that was left inside of said private part and leaks in your pants while at your workplace so you have to be wet for awhile in your crotch area.
This happens to me a lot. Do you think it’s a curse like this or should like see a doctor maybe?
Nah just visit calicocutpants dot com
Milk the gooch
At work?
I’d like to add I hope your coffee spills on your breakfast on your way to work and you don’t have time to get another breakfast or coffee.
I don’t drink coffee, my breakfast is usually a meal replacement shake, and I work from home on most days. I wonder what long series of extremely improbable events would have to happen for me to end up owning any coffee at all and then somehow having it end up in my shaker bottle while I’m on route from the kitchen to my office.
The proper terminology is “crotchal area.”
Man fuck this holiday 😂
It quieted down a good bit - used to be every site had their own gag.
After the 2016 election it was quietly decided that we had been fucked with enough, and didn’t need to spend EXTRA time reading something online that we couldn’t possibly accept as being true.
sneaky. great bit.
