…and then I found five dollars!

*Edited to use original source with artist’s credit

  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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    Um, there’s a mollusk, see…And he walks up to a sea, well he doesn’t walk up, he swims up. Well, actually the mollusk isn’t moving. He’s in one place and then the sea cucumber, well they… I mixed up. There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. None of them were walking, so forget that I… There was this mollusk and he walks up to a sea cucumber. Normally, they don’t talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke, everyone talks. So the sea mollusk says to the cucumber…

    With fronds like these, who needs anemones?

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        I was just about to say “the blessing of being a full grown adult that loves finding Nemo”…

        I always wanted to hear that joke the right way…