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minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up85·1 day agoLess pay, longer hours, and the hiring manager plans to sexually harass his workforce.
minus-squareokwhateverdude@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up95·1 day agoApparently they think women don’t wanna fuck corpses. But I am pretty sure the people that go into that industry are probably cut from the same cloth
minus-squareSoulg@ani.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up54·1 day agoIf that’s actually the reason then I must be doing pretty good mentally because it would’ve taken me a while to think of that, not a “we all know because it’s obvious” tier thing
minus-squareflamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·1 day agoIt’s mechanically difficult for women to do it since corpses don’t have blood flow. Much more creativity needed.
minus-squaretrackball_fetish@lemmy.wtflinkfedilinkarrow-up31·1 day agoOh hey, that reminds me of Karen Greenlee nsfw
minus-squareSharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·14 hours agoThat actually has fulfilled my morbid curiosity, thank you … also, there seems to be a lot of squeemish people around
minus-squarebluesheep@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up15·22 hours ago you’d have to be there I guess I would prefer not thanks Karen
minus-squareGork@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-223 hours agoSorry, now you’ll inadvertently think of it every time you see a morgue. Have fun!
minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 day agoinflate it with an air pump
minus-squareTrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 day agoOr, tie it off and inject it with saline. More, um, life-like that way.
minus-squareokwhateverdude@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 day agoThey could have girldick, you dunno.
minus-squarelightnsfw@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·21 hours agoDon’t they have machines for pumping fluids through veins? Seems like that would be useful in that situation…
minus-squareAItoothbrush@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoExcept when theyre not, get traumatized, and become an amazing lead vocalist for a world famous nü metal band…
What exactly are the reasons?
Less pay, longer hours, and the hiring manager plans to sexually harass his workforce.
Now that’s believable
Apparently they think women don’t wanna fuck corpses. But I am pretty sure the people that go into that industry are probably cut from the same cloth
If that’s actually the reason then I must be doing pretty good mentally because it would’ve taken me a while to think of that, not a “we all know because it’s obvious” tier thing
Shit post indeed.
It’s mechanically difficult for women to do it since corpses don’t have blood flow. Much more creativity needed.
Oh hey, that reminds me of Karen Greenlee
nsfw
That actually has fulfilled my morbid curiosity, thank you … also, there seems to be a lot of squeemish people around
I would prefer not thanks Karen
Cool, can I unread that now
Sorry, now you’ll inadvertently think of it every time you see a morgue. Have fun!
I had already forgotten
inflate it with an air pump
Or, tie it off and inject it with saline. More, um, life-like that way.
They could have girldick, you dunno.
Don’t they have machines for pumping fluids through veins? Seems like that would be useful in that situation…
Except when theyre not, get traumatized, and become an amazing lead vocalist for a world famous nü metal band…