Nusm@peachpie.theatl.social to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-23 个月前Funniest Joke Ever!pyfedi-store.theatl.socialimagemessage-square52fedilinkarrow-up1809
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minus-squareVespair@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·3 个月前There are 2.5 million ants per human. This ain’t the Planet of the Apes, it ain’t even the Planet of the Humans; we live on the Planet of the Ants.
minus-squareARGVMI~1.PIF@mastodon.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up6·3 个月前@Vespair Wait’ll you see how many bacteria there are. @Nusm
minus-squareVespair@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-23 个月前Incomprehensibly more. I was just trying to keep to complex multi-celled and non-microbial life for the sake of familiarity 😁
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 个月前what do you mean see they are tiny.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-23 个月前i’m on team fungus, team anteater and team crab anyways OMG DUDES WE SHOULD ALL GET CRAB COSTUMES AND TELL THEM WE CARCINIZED WHILE THEY WERE GONE they missed the rapture or something dammit stop talking to yourself who did you mean to send this to anyways
There are 2.5 million ants per human.
This ain’t the Planet of the Apes, it ain’t even the Planet of the Humans; we live on the Planet of the Ants.
@Vespair
Wait’ll you see how many bacteria there are.
@Nusm
Incomprehensibly more.
I was just trying to keep to complex multi-celled and non-microbial life for the sake of familiarity 😁
what do you mean see they are tiny.
i’m on team fungus, team anteater and team crab anyways
OMG DUDES WE SHOULD ALL GET CRAB COSTUMES AND TELL THEM WE CARCINIZED WHILE THEY WERE GONE they missed the rapture or something
dammit stop talking to yourself who did you mean to send this to anyways
The humble bacteria:
Planet of the Apes is a film. Or two.