*monkey’s paw curls* Dan gets a small medium at large as his GF
Dan should not reject a medium girlfriend who like to bake cookies, then he will have an endless supply of warm cookies.
Just keep the cookies on the counter top?
This is medium erasure
A stepladder would be a lot cheaper.
Dan doesn’t even have a gf, dude. How’s he going to a) get married, and b) marry someone that happens to have a ladder already
What are you doing, stepladder?
uhhh I can’t be little spoon to a step ladder asshole fuckyoufuckyoifuckyoufuckypuhgkkjgdxcsdfffcj
This is so me. I wont settle for medium /hj
What a coincidence, I don’t know how to do tarrot readings!
Dan, just put the cookies somewhere within reach!
Dan 👏 can’t 👏 reach 👏 the 👏 cookies 👏
god, the reading comprehension on this site
One must imagine Dan has just inherited his mothers house and the most valuable possession there is her world renowned homemade cookies, but they’re out of reach
In my experience it’s easier to get a ladder than a girlfriend, but YMMV.
They don’t let you buy stuff from the DIY store if you’re not manly enough
Dan is either going to need a gf who is tall and strong enough to carry a way-too-big ladder from the store and strap it to the roof of the car, or one who is small enough to smoosh in the back seat and hold the ladder as it hangs precariously out of the open trunk for the ride home.
Then Dan might eat too many cookies.
Yes, we will need willpower.
Dan said he’s looking for a gf. I’m sure Will is nice but he’s not invited
Be reasonable.
Dan seems like an equal opportunities bf.
Except for medium girls.
Opposites attract, I think Dan will get his cookies in the end.
They’re is something to be said about the two goblin and amazon end of the spectrum
