I grew up in the 'hood. Many years back, coming home from work, I drove through the Popeyes for dinner. At the speaker to order and tell them I want “two breasts and a thigh.”

“I bet you do, honey!” says the female voice through the speaker. Absolute gold.

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Staff: Wing, it is.

As a vegan born and raised in a very rural area, this but unironically. Chickens are actually really sweet and can be very friendly, but just like dogs and cats they have their own personalities. Sometimes they’re sassy or grumpy!

Also KFC’s vegan burger fucking sucks.

“You’re not even the first one to say this today! Why don’t you say something I don’t hear every day, like thank you!” (source)

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Now do the Chic-Fil-a version.

I only eat jerk chicken