• OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world
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    10 hours ago

    I had a dumb idea to use Deep Heat as lube once. My cock looked bright red at one point and i cried when my girlfriend at the time called a doctor. God dam ive had some cringey moments in my life 😂

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      5 hours ago

      I… wouldn’t use this as lube, because I wouldn’t want to just inflict this on a partner with no warning…

      … but I find tiger balm on the nuts and bolt to be enjoyably painful, or, painfully enjoyable.

      So yeah, masochist kink, i guess, compared to most other people?

      To me the ‘oddest’ thing is that I’m apparently just a masochist, and not a sadist; somebody could be on their hands and knees, begging me to whip them or slap them, and I would not be able to do it, I’d actually just be purely angry that they were asking me to significantly hurt them.

      Like, I never completed GTA V, because when I got to the torture scene, I nearly vomited and feinted… I just quit at that point.

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          2 hours ago

          Aha! I’m glad that you had both … well, maybe not understood what you were getting into, but you were both informed and agreed to it, hahah!

          Variety is the uh, spice of life, as they say.