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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 22 hours ago

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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 22 hours ago
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  • zerobot@lemmy.wtf
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    seems like a normal human converstation i was just telling my gf, about my pancreas and that i fully posses it. on the other hand i dont seem to have any overies. she on the other hand has overies AND a pancreas

  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Her: Please, don’t get testie with me again.

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    All right bro, that’s your one permitted shit take for the week. Gotta wait until after Sunday now.

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    I don’t love the “haha, women are hysterical” tone here, but also it’s a solid pun. So I say bravo to your shitpost. Anywhere else and it would not have been received well.

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      Yeah, it rides the line where you may have to explain why you’re laughing in case some idiot sexist thinks you’re one of them.

      • Reyali@lemmy.world
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        Oh jeez, your comment reminded me of something.

        My boyfriend used to tell the following joke: “Have you heard about the Mexican magician? He counted from uno to dos, then disappeared without a tres (trace).”

        It definitely has a “had me in the first half” racist vibe, while not actually being problematic. Except one time he told it to someone who turned out to actually be an idiot racist. He was too stupid to understand the language pun, but heard “Mexican” in a joke and took it as an opening to tell some truly racist “jokes.”

        I’ll sometimes tell the joke still by modifying it to “Spanish-speaking magician,” but I am very intentional about my audience after that experience.

      • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.worldOP
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        Suck my dick through my jorts.

        • lobut@lemmy.ca
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          Didn’t mean for it to be personal dude.

    • Ignotum@lemmy.world
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      wdtm, it’s peak boomer humor

    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.worldOP
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      I don’t want it to be received well.

    • village604@adultswim.fan
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      It’s just a dad joke. The appropriate response is to groan and roll your eyes.

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      I laughed because the idea of actually saying this to someone is hilarious.

      Hmm, better save it for an opportune time.

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    Ok, Boomer.

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      If you’re trying to make me cry… it’s working… suck my dick through my jorts, eat my ass.

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    What is up with all these puerile jokes lately? Lemmy is turning into a cafeteria table for preteen boys.

    I was thinking about commenting on misogyny, but I’m not sure the people making these jokes are ready for tall-talk.

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      This is a shitpost comunity, not the memes one. I think it is fine to post such content here. And don’t speak for the whole Lemmy because of a few comunities.

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        One can make shitposts better than a Facebook boomer meme.

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          1. Why 2. Why haven’t you?
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            I mean if you insist I can start spamming minion memes.

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              I’m here for it

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              That would be ideal

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      Puerile, takes me back to Latin class in high school. Something something puer pueri nomnative genative dative accusative ablative SIR. Big brain on you clearly, so well spoken. You realize this is an intentionally bad meme in a shitpost community right?

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    girl bad

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      Ah come on. This is just a dad joke.

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        yeah a misogynistic dad

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          This is a shit post community. You’re taking a harmless wordplay joke too seriously.

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            The joke is not entitled to a positive reaction.

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              I like that a guy named fartmaster69 is critiquing humor. You’re an expert in comedy.

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            Shhhh you’re scaring him

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          Aren’t all dad’s misogynistic?

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      Exactly

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