He want to bone
Arguably “How long are your guts?” is quite a good, if not very forward, pickup line.
I can rearrange them for you!
Okay Conquest
That was maybe one of the most brutal scenes I ever saw
He’s just lonely
I told you that in confidence!
but like, not rough or anything. i just like to get way up in there and hang out, getting comfy
“What food makes you grow” works for women assuming the next word is pussy.
Ribbed for maximum pleasure.
“How long are your guts” would work on me.
If you fall for those tricks, you’re boned.
you sure?
How long are your guts?
Uh, which set
Well (s)he is a giant so probably pretty long.
I assumed they are long, but how long!!!
I need a banana slug for scale
Hey baby, has anyone ever told you you’re a giving person?
You’ve already given me an extra bone!
Real missed opportunity to say
This skeleton wants to bone
Textbook humor
Mr. Skelington almost assuredly has more game than me.
🟤 🐔 🟤 🐮
How many inches of bone are in your body? 😏
Would you like four more? 😉
Best I can do is three fiddy :/
Front to back or top to bottom?
Draw me like one of your French skeletons…
“Hey, baby, drink a lot of milk?”
So relatable.
That is a great Headline(?) of the post. Took me a minute to get.
Also made me think, do especially tall people have more vertebrae?
Do all humans have the exact same number of bones?
why?
that seems incredibly random.
Not even one little extra bone?for the first part imma say no. giraffes actually have the same amount of neck bones as a human!
for the second part imma say yes. because stuff like polydactyly exists and happens so
I will look this giraffe thing up, that is madness.
Evolve some more bones you weird yellow sky-lawnmowers.
Viagra and long enough, let’s bone
