This is worthy of being a Deep Thought, by Jack Handy

This is the uniting post we needed.

Got McConnell finally it seems. It remains to be seen if they’ll pull his skin off and put it on a robot AI skeleton though.

Tell her you’re a demon sent to attack her vagina.

You summed up one of the biggest problems in America pretty succinctly.

I’ve ended my relationship with stores for this reason.

Meh. I was willing to buy one (or more, we have 4 steam decks in our house) for $700. Sadly, that’s probably about what they would have been prior to all the AI bullshittery.

One day soon I’m gonna tell the moon about the crying game.

It’s pump day!

Magnesium specifically is utilized for muscle relaxation. Potassium is used for muscle contraction.

So you’re saying if I ingest enough electrolytes I won’t need to eat veggies because they will invade my intestines of their own volition to get to the electrolyte treasures hidden within?

Magnesium. (prevents, not causes)

I’ve also heard that tonic water with quinine will stop cramping pretty much right away, though I haven’t tried it personally.

Up your magnesium game.

The words terrorist/terrorism are so played out at this point. The citizens are asking to have the minimum wage raised? TERRORISM! My constituents are angry at me for being too chicken shit to host a town hall? TERRORISTS!

Did they kiss and make up with the DoD?

“My fellow brave Americans! We MUST do everything we can to stop authoritarian AI so that ours can rise above and become the ultimate authoritarian AI once all competition is eliminated!”

If we stop speaking up then we lose our ability to speak up.

Yeah, fuck them. My account over there is a bit older than yours was and it’s been hit with 2 3 day bans recently for “threatening violence” for posts which clearly were not threatening violence. I hope they were by bots, because God save us all if real people with reading comprehension at that level have been given authority of any kind. They don’t pay any attention to the appeals so I just insulted the admin staff in the last one.

Sometimes there just aren’t any good guys to root for.

I feel like we’ll see a greentext about this in six years.