• Bazell@lemmy.zip
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    He liked what he saw so much, so that he made a sacrifice for the beautiful things to continue their existence.

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    You know, it’s kind of refreshing to think that somebody tried to think of the most horrific sexual perversion imaginable, and could only come up with Waluigi hentai.

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        It is central to most major religions the need to control the sex lives of their followers.

        The Bible doesn’t say that masturbation is a sin, but since Christianity is a religion, they cannot permit their followers to control their own sex lives.

        As a result, most sexual expression is considered a sin, and they will use any excuses or lies possible to make sure it stays that way.

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      He was probably relieved when the next sin would come up and would just be waluigi hentai again. In fact it was most likely waluigi hentai that made him reconsider when he was about to give up on humanity. Who knows?

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      They probably could have thought of worse, but then it goes from being funny to being depressing.

    • 𝜯𝐞𝐡 𝜝𝐚𝐦𝐬𝐤𝐢@lemmy.world
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      This depends on what sect of Christianity you believe in. If you’re one that believes that everything is already predetermined, than yeah, this Jesus character would have seen everything to come, in regards of sin. If you don’t believe in a predetermined life, than you would have probably carried a huge burden of guilt for something that you never knew was true or not. But the people around you kept on speaking as if it was true, even though they wouldn’t or couldn’t provide solid evidence of such a thing happening.

      Anyway… Do your best to be a good person, treat people how you would want to be treated, and don’t hold religion to be, the end all be all of life, as we know it. No one can fully prove or disprove the existence or absence of a deity or deities.

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    You’re assuming beating your dick to Waluigi railing Luigi in the ass is sinful

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      It shouldnt be. True love of consenting adult fictional characters can never be wrong.