Wait a minute.
Christianity literally started with him.
There were no sins or catholics before that.
So we owe it to him to be little perverts as much as we can or the sucker died for nothing.Jesus can get off his high horse. I bet he has a sordid browser history himself.
Mostly feet.
Nah after that he just wanted to die…
He liked what he saw so much, so that he made a sacrifice for the beautiful things to continue their existence.
He could have been a giant sinning pervert himself, so he’s just saving his own.
You know, it’s kind of refreshing to think that somebody tried to think of the most horrific sexual perversion imaginable, and could only come up with Waluigi hentai.
Also, how is that a sin?
You’re not supposed to have fun. Also you need to make a baby with every sperm. As explained by the Great Sages here:
It is central to most major religions the need to control the sex lives of their followers.
The Bible doesn’t say that masturbation is a sin, but since Christianity is a religion, they cannot permit their followers to control their own sex lives.
As a result, most sexual expression is considered a sin, and they will use any excuses or lies possible to make sure it stays that way.
To add to this, the most closely related passage in the bible is in Genesis 38, where this guy Onan was ordered to have children with his brother’s widow so the child could inherit his brother’s estate.
This seems to me a bit outside your usual family obligations, and so did the guy because while he engaged in sexual intercourse, he “spilled his seed” on the ground to avoid fulfilling this familial duty.
God didn’t think much of that and killed him on the spot.
The tale is usually linked more to the “sin” of contraception, but it seems like a much more pragmatic story: it’s best you knock up your brother’s widow than have everyone start a war over the spoils.
Fun fact: In the Indigenous Australian society I’m most familiar with, if you’re a man and your brother dies, his wife is now your wife, and you have his familial obligations. This is to ensure that his family will be cared for.
He was probably relieved when the next sin would come up and would just be waluigi hentai again. In fact it was most likely waluigi hentai that made him reconsider when he was about to give up on humanity. Who knows?
They probably could have thought of worse, but then it goes from being funny to being depressing.
There are produced movies with far more sinister perversions than that.
The actual worst thing is probably known to and performed by a select few.
Jesus only saw Every Sin SO FAR…
This depends on what sect of Christianity you believe in. If you’re one that believes that everything is already predetermined, than yeah, this Jesus character would have seen everything to come, in regards of sin. If you don’t believe in a predetermined life, than you would have probably carried a huge burden of guilt for something that you never knew was true or not. But the people around you kept on speaking as if it was true, even though they wouldn’t or couldn’t provide solid evidence of such a thing happening.
Anyway… Do your best to be a good person, treat people how you would want to be treated, and don’t hold religion to be, the end all be all of life, as we know it. No one can fully prove or disprove the existence or absence of a deity or deities.
You’re assuming beating your dick to Waluigi railing Luigi in the ass is sinful
It shouldnt be. True love of consenting adult fictional characters can never be wrong.
Waluigi?
I’m too scared to look it up
You’ll technically be “fine,” considering the image description is intended for comedic effect.
Jesus Christ
