If only there were some kind of… I don’t know… ‘market’… where you could sell your unwanted ‘stock’ of oil to the highest bidder… at a reduced price, given the urgency.
MFW I buy futures and they become presents.
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(I don’t actually trade I think it’s kinda gross)
Man I also think trading is gross
this is why you don’t fuck around on the futures market
if you’ve ever had to drive a truckload of eggs to chicago, well, yeah.
if this is real and you’re having a bit of a panic, i can help you arrange a truck (but it will not be cheap, the truckers i work with are out of Fresno, CA). I’m not sure what you will do with the crude though. I would recommend finding a refinery to sell to.
Ebay?
Time for a last minute Burning Man.
drone strike
blame iran
I think I need to call my financial advisor
.380 colt commander 75% sized 1911 handgun.
Swimming pool?
About a large one, yeah. The hard part is making the environment protection agency to go along with it.
Today’s EPA is all for it
