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minus-squareOpenStars@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up69·edit-210 hours agoIn the USA all we have to do is tell ICE that we are not a citizen and bam, all-expenses-paid vacation at some random spot in the world. Tip to the wise: to facilitate re-entry when you are done, simply ensure that your passport is stored securely in your <ahem> “travel wallet”.
minus-squareDenvil@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up23·8 hours agoBrave of you to assume they wouldn’t accuse you of forging the passport with some twisted logic to keep you out of the country
minus-squaretempest@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up8·7 hours agoYou wouldn’t be in jail if you weren’t a criminal right?
minus-squareNocturnalMorning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 hours agoIt’s true, if you get arrested, obviously you do crimes.
In the USA all we have to do is tell ICE that we are not a citizen and bam, all-expenses-paid vacation at some random spot in the world.
Tip to the wise: to facilitate re-entry when you are done, simply ensure that your passport is stored securely in your <ahem> “travel wallet”.
Brave of you to assume they wouldn’t accuse you of forging the passport with some twisted logic to keep you out of the country
You wouldn’t be in jail if you weren’t a criminal right?
It’s true, if you get arrested, obviously you do crimes.