The Kobo ereader has a remote you could manipulate with your feet.
Sucks to be gross or unlike that ? I guess we all are wrong and the world is too polite to not be like that… or not and otherwise we are all better… I guess the point is nothing counts and there’s nothing better than the internet…
Sucks to be so gross that nothing matters when the world is so bad… I guess nothing matters…
Calm down nerds, it’s a library book and won’t even be his problem soon.
I cut my finger when I was reading last night and didn’t notice it, so now I have a couple pages of Red Rising spattered in blood. Kinda fitting, ngl
Why is everybody reading this book all of a sudden? I’ve seen it mentioned like 10 times this week alone!
I have no idea, an IRL buddy of mine reccomended it to me about a month ago
Poor book. Nothing short of the crappiest, soulless literature out there deserves to be desicrated with wing sauce like that
And from a quick Google search, that page seems to be the beginning of The Man of the Crowd, by Edgar Allan Poe. So likely an Poe collection of stories
More like Edgar Allan Poultry.
Chopsticks.
They’d better be for turning the page.
Because eating wings with chopsticks is like putting ice in milk. It ain’t right.
Hold up. Ice in milk ain’t right? Who says?
I feel like I remember George Washington or Ben Franklin died from it or something like that…
When you master that you will evolve to wingman.
I can only dream of such a day
I don’t know where you live, but i will find you and lick all your dirty fingers in a way you will find uncomfortable before you desecrate any more precious paperbacks
When I was like 15-16 I was riding in my buddy’s car and he asked our other friend to pump gas. When he got back in he kept complaining about smelling gasoline, and kept saying dude had gotten it on his hands. He was being a real dick about it, so when he wasn’t looking dude reached down and fondled his nuts and when he kept on dude was like “dude, smell my hand! It’s fine!” And he did. And the entire group of us lost our shit it was so funny. Except for the driver, who was pissed. But, like 2 weeks before that the driver had walked up behind the same guy while he was sitting and just flopped his super long dick on his shoulder through his fly, so, like, he set the tone of the friendship with that shit.
That’s assault brutha
ಠ_ಠ
Isn’t the meme decently cropped?
That’s what I was gonna say. I mean, you could zoom a bit so the text is bigger…but why?
It is now.
I was reading Dune in the bath and the book fell in. I thought it was hilarious as I just got done the part where they were desperate for water. I provided enough water for the entire story. 😭
This is why e-readers and large freezer bags were invented.
E-readers aren’t as satisfying as turning real pages imo, but the freezer bags is gospel.
FUCK
