Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-21 day agodonglemmy.worldimagemessage-square183fedilinkarrow-up1644
arrow-up1644imagedonglemmy.worldChippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-21 day agomessage-square183fedilink
minus-squareblargh513@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 hours agopeep if it is cold outside pork sword when it’s sexy time. As in “I’m going to thrust my throbbing pork sword deep into the gooey inside of your ham wallet”. The ladies fucking LOVE it. I know, I have had oh-so-many women. Why are y’all laughing?
minus-squareTigeroovy@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 hours agoI prefer to call it a squish mitten.
peep if it is cold outside
pork sword when it’s sexy time. As in “I’m going to thrust my throbbing pork sword deep into the gooey inside of your ham wallet”.
The ladies fucking LOVE it. I know, I have had oh-so-many women.
Why are y’all laughing?
I prefer to call it a squish mitten.
So did the Bloodhound Gang.