Me over here using “parts” because I hate all words for genetalia 🥲
but what about my little schmibble
What about “Mr. Weinenschnitzel”?
That would mean “crying little off-cut”. So, apt.
1-800-PP5-1DOODOO
Hooked up with a guy who called his “Justice” and honestly deserved the title.
“your honour, if it pleases the court, I would like to [redacted]”
Its my Mr. Bizarroland
Tra la la?
Hell yeah. Punching the clown keeps me free from meme judgement.
Blasting Rod = Dresden Fan
she better be callin her cooch ms moopsy then (bc it be drainin them bones)
wears socks to bed
You don’t?
We’re not allowed to CRANK OUR HOGS!?
I DIDN’T HEAR THAT FIRST PART BROTHER! BUT LET’S GET THIS STRAIGHT HOG = THE PACK! I DON’T SUPPORT ORANGE PEDOPHILES! I ONLY CRANK MY HOG WITH CONSENTING ADULTS!
I HAD TO DRINK SO MUCH PRUNE JUICE THIS WEEK THAT IM GONNA HAVE TO MISS THE RIDE BOYS BECAUSE NO TELLING WHEN IT’LL FIRE OFF SO PROMISE YOU’LL CRANK ONE FOR ME
I’LL CRANK ONE OUT FOR YOU!
HOG IS LIFE AND NOBODY GETS TO TELL ME WHO I AM! AAAARRRROOOOOOO!
NEARLY SHID MYSELF WHEN I RED THAT BRUTHER
GUBMINT INVENTED CLIBBINS TO STOP US FROM CRANKING OUR HOGS GONNA ROUND UP A POSSE AT BINGO NIGHT TO TAKE OUR FREEDOM BACK GOBBLESS
No, we’ve come full circle to Georgian-era levels of euphemism. Now, we instead “call on Mister Boopsy.”
What if he calls it a wangdang?
I sometimes put on yesterday’s dry pair of socks when I go to bed to keep my feet warm. I usually take them off before falling asleep. What am I?
What about…
Tripod
Ole’ Faithful
Emergency Coat Hanger
Meatrod
Dingus
… ?
Hang down
Fuck stick
I prefer meat missile or love truncheon.
