It shines bright like a diamond.

Which is to say, it doesn’t glow at all, but merely reflects light.

Until it hallucinates and you end up needing surgery.

Have you tried adding mercury to your soup? It adds all the iron you need to be healthy for the rest of your life!

Certainly! Will order a pump master 5000 with vibrating dildo off of Amazon

It is created in a couple of minutes and if it scams even a single rube, they will make a profit.

You mean like a human vacuum centipede, to see if it improves the sucking?

Pretty much, though it does not work on most Chromium browsers anymore because of Manifest V3.

On Firefox on the other hand, it is king!

Combined with Privacy Badger to block tracking.

As if they are going to check every ad.

They never did and never will.

So go ahead and order as many feminist ads as you want.

Use technology, like appointments in your agenda that tell you when to go to sleep. And then try to follow them as best as you can.

Pavlof yourself. If you notice you are doing something you shouldn’t, slap yourself in the face until it hurts. It is something you can do afterwards when it already happened. And after a while you will get an aversion.

Tell that to Brexit. Cause that is what was decided for everyone else as well.

Except in China apparently.

There the lottery system was not used, so scalpers are buying and shipping it from there.

Hitler was voted into power.

So he would never have been elected with enough counter votes.

Any sane person would do both.

Even if they think it would do nothing, they would still vote in the off chance that it would.

Baldy was just plagiarizing Disney movies.

And anon didn’t notice, cause they only watch anime.

Why not put them behind 2 closed doors?

Probably have been invented around the same time and tick up at about the same rate.

No, there is only one regular lane in each direction. And if you want to pass you take the second land. The third lane is to pass someone who is passing someone. The forth lane is to pass someone who is passing someone who is passing someone. And so further.

If there are six lanes, the sixt lane is to pass someone who is passing someone who is passing someone who is passing someone who is passing someone who is driving in the regular lane.

The speed does not matter.

You mean through the well documented tweet where he tries to buy votes by offering a million dollars?

That’s a fact, not an accusation.

The majority of jokes aren’t around pain. Don’t conflict your own limited humor with everyones.

Here is one:

There are 2 pizzas in the oven.

Says one of the pizzas: “It is getting warm, isn’t it?”

Says the other pizza: “EWW, a talking pizza!”

Seems like you haven’t played a Nintendo game in a while.

Even their Mario Kart series add new stuff in every edition. Which is just a racing game and how much can you improve on that? Well Nintendo found a way every time.

Nintendo is an awful company with lawyers that sue anything that isn’t nailed down. But there is a reason why their consoles sell so well.

Yeah, if the AI gets curated, it is almost impossible to notice.

And all AI should be curated. A human has to check everything for halucinations.