Male armpits are so underrated 😔 Im always disappointed when guys shave tbh lol
That is a take that no part of my brain can relate to at all
I don’t understand lemmy posts that aren’t about star trek or linux
can someone put this into comic strip form so i can understand it
All this hornyposting tells me that Violet isn’t getting enough sex
i dont have a horniness refractory period
there’s no “enough”😔
I need to find someone like you in my area, I’m trying to lose myself and sex is generally a good way to do so but I need to get my hetero on. Plenty of gay/bi dudes ready to get down but not enough good horny straight/bi lady’s.
Good lord, how many armpits do you have!?
May you find someone with a similarly insatiable sex drive! 🫡
That’s because LemmyNSFW is dead, R.I.P.
Oh yea, for Violet: There’s some new NSFW site based of piefed now, where you can do horny posting.
Im an elbow man myself.
What’s this kink power leveling stuff?
I guess it’s rarity? I dunno.
But pits actually being important has gotta be at least a little higher.
I don’t really know the intended scale though, so who knows.
i like how one person singlehandedly turned shitposting comm into a hornyposting one
It is the beauty of few people on lemmy
Be the change you want to see
ig lol
not that i’m complaining much tho tbh
I’m not into pits despite loving some mild sweaty smell. And no judgment to those who are, but it was very disappointing the one time I posted a pic of my boobs and just got people commenting on my pits.
I get so many compliments on my fancy moustache, but nobody notices my tits unless I wear a push-up bra. XD
Okay now I’ve got to find a list to see which kinks are at what level.
Here’s my attempt
Tier 1: primary and secondary sex characteristics (my breast fetish is cliche); indicators of health or fertility such as muscles and flat/bigger stomachs (depending on whether starvation or obesity is a bigger concern where you are). This zone is the default, people assume you’re into this.
Tier 2: other body parts such as feet, pits, body hair; extrapolations from tier 1 kinks such as lactation and post workout stink; I’ll also throw in role related ones such as mom/dad bods, being into certain professions or older/younger (adult) partners; also atypical body variants and body types not associated with health or fertility. This zone is normal but not the default
Tier 3: I’d say is where you get into light bdsm, humanoid monster fuckers, etc. This zone is stuff where it’s way more common than people act, but still not the sort of thing normal people will casually mention
Tier 4: heavier bdsm, nonhuman monsterfuckers. This is the “hear me out” zone and the realm of you know you’re kinky af, but it’s generally considered prudish to have a problem with people liking it, but not to not want to hear anything about it
Tier 5: scat, flatulence, bug chasing, and other things where even the tier 4 people are often uncomfortable with it. Typically gross and/or destructive
Gotta have a tier 0 for the ace/pan/demi/etc out there. Though agreed people generally assume tier 1. … Although pansexual is probably tier 1, too, otherwise that seems more demi.
Ace people without kinks do not have kinks and have not been included in this tier list. Neither have been the people who find people attractive but have no particular focus to their attraction beyond finding people attractive for the same reason. It’s not “I think boobs are part of what makes a woman attractive” it’s “oh I’m an absolute tit girl”. It’s just that it’s extremely common to have a sexual focus on one or more sex characteristics or a specific normative body type.
Where would you rank vore?
powerscaling but for kinks?? Why isn’t this a thing yet??
wehn tierlist?!
To be the one to call you owner
You could be my new sperm donor
As you lift your shirt I’m closer
Grab me by the maw into your arm-
PITS PITS PITS PITS!
what level is pee? asking for a friend
In the shower? One.
In the bed? At least a three.
neither of those places
Like a restaurant?
Um… how many levels are we doing?
I think we need a psychologist to rate them cause piss sounds gross, but for some reason i think it may be more common than we think…
It absolutely is.
There’s also a lot of different variations of fetishes involving piss. For the “get pissed on / in / drink it” part of the fetish, I have a hunch that piss sits right on the boundary of gross/humiliating, but not actually harmful.
Well.
For me at least.
Armpits are for tickling and I will hear no counterarguments.
I unapologetically love lady pits especially if there’s stubble or they don’t shave. 😛
Rhian from Wet Leg. Just saying.
Letsgooooo
I don’t see the appeal in armpits, but I like feet so…
And basically all feet gross me out, but I tongue punch the fart box, so…
Nobody in the US uses a bidet, so it’s a no for me unless she just got out of the shower
Lots of people do. It’s just not the standard for some awful reason.
Bidets don’t use soap, so I would hope anywhere in the world you’d set the shower as the minimum standard
Dude was out here trying to throw shade at the US only to admit he prefers to eat a slightly rinsed asshole.
Bet you like unseasoned food, too?
Every toilet in any house I own or rent has a bidet. It’s so much more hygienic than toilet paper.
PR team behind the anal stuff is insanely good, like how did they do it? I always found it gross for obvious reason.
Is it the poops and toots? I bet it’s the poops and toots.
I always said that and people say I’m weird. It’s DISGUSTING!
Agreed. Armpit fetishes are weird and gross to me, but they’re a distinct rung down from “I want to shove my face between someone’s asscheeks and aggressively mop up microscopic flecks of their shit with my tongue.” I’m giving ass-eating people the side-eye if they make fun of armpit people.
You know you can wash your ass, right?
Yes, and my comment was assuming the partner washed as a baseline – unless it’s to the standards I wash my fucking toilet bowl with at least.
Washing helps remove fecal matter, but anyone giving analingus is still lapping up microscopic shit particles off of someone’s asshole.
You can also wash your armpit, and your armpit doesn’t fart.
Yes it does.
Nor does it dispense literal shit
Yes it does.
i doubt the people who eat ass give a fuck what you think
they eat ass
The Feast of the Ass has been celebrated since the 11th century and somewhere along the line, things were lost in translation.
It just democratizes Fecal Microbiota Transplantation. Power to the people!
Like, do y’all grope the pits or are they just like a visual thing? Not judging, just like to understand how peoples kinks work
It’s mostly visual for me. Like when a woman lifts her arms, it makes other things more appealing, so there’s an association there.
On the lucky occasion I’m with a woman who doesn’t shave, I just want to pet it, like if I could pet a squirrel. Like, what even is this? It’s so rare and adorable.
Anyway it’s times like this I think I should have an alt account on Lemmy.
Okay that was gonna be my follow up. Guess I’m glad people are starting to lean back towards natural body states.
Yeah I kind of miss the discussions people would have back when internet forums were a little more anonymized. We’re trading that for some other values so at least rest assured there’s a non zero amount of people here uninterested in going through your post history for possible arm pit related comments.
Yeah, but what if I become famous for writing children’s books one day? Then I’ll feel like a dummy.
Make it a children’s book about pits and you’re gold 👈😎👈
I like to lick them. It’s not like a huge must, but if my face happens to be in that area and the arm happens to be raised to allow access, eh why not.
that just sounds ticklish 😂
Smell is a big part of attraction for me and the two places you can get the best smell of a person are pits and bits
visual and smell for me. if i see a dude out and about wearing a tank top i cant help but look at his pits area and think pls raise your arms for a second and give me a pit slip + wonder what they smell like, lol. thankfully i have a bf who is down to do whatever i want so i’m free to sniff and lick his pits as much as i want.
You are paying my therapy bill.
if i see a dude out and about wearing a tank top i cant help but look at his pits area and think pls raise your arms for a second and give me a pit slip + wonder what they smell like, lol
Yeah but only attractive men, right?
I mean no one finds people that they find unattractive attractive, man or woman, do they?
Most straight men will check out women regardless of how attractive they find them.
Um, maybe for a second to see if they are attractive or not, but that’s about it.
“What you looking at”
“You”
“Why”
“To see if I know you or not”
“Well you don’t”
“Yeah I know that NOW”
good point. only the pits of the men i find attractive turn me on. same goes for all physical features really.
Knew it. 🥲
You misunderstood their reply.
Fair enough. Seems Napoleon-pilled
do you have preferences? Do you like them shaved, hairy, muscular, tatted, sunburned, sweaty…?
sweaty hairy and obviously no deodorant
Do you get tour bf not to use deodorant for you?
Some guys will do this, some won’t. The ones who find it “gross” are the worst. The guys who don’t ask any questions are the best.
I’m getting so much knowledge out of this thread
The ones who find it “gross” are the worst.
“Finding it gross” in the sense of judging you, or if they think they themselves are gross if their pits smell? I dislike when I can smell myself, so I wouldn’t acquiesce (often), but I wouldn’t think that you are gross for liking it.
