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SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 小时前

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SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 小时前
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  • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
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    19 分钟前

    Any pizza is a personal pizza if you’re not afraid to live life.

  • Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de
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    “Hey Guy! 😢 Why can’t I make friends? I bought zza🍕” psalms 32:39

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    IDK why they have a personal pizza size. Technically, any size pizza I order for myself is a personal pizza.

    • socsa@piefed.social
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      This is why you need to move to Brooklyn where they make 40 inch pizzas and sell them by the slice. There is little risk of you consuming a 15lb pizza in one sitting.

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        “I’ll take 16 slices, please.”

    • rumba@lemmy.zip
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      In my late 20’s i’d order 2 stuffed-crust pep lovers and two large ceasar salads every friday night, then go raiding in warcraft. I lived alone.

      Sometimes I’d eat half a pizza on friday, and one of the salads, sometimes a whole.

      • Cosmonauticus@lemmy.world
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        This just sounds like a good ass time and I miss being able to do this. Just replace WOW with Persona 5 and the pizza with a 6 pack and a bacon cheese burger from Parkway Deli

  • Mika@piefed.ca
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    30 years from now young people would find this meme and will complain that you could afford the real deal, and not just a taste simulation.

  • Basic Glitch@sh.itjust.works
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    His kids are going to resent him when he brags about this in 30 years, and roll their eyes when he suggests maybe they just need to learn to be more responsible about rationing their Soylent Green.

  • you_are_dust@lemmy.world
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    2 小时前

    Set achievable goals. This is inspirational.

  • Drusas@fedia.io
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    2 小时前

    It’s important to set achievable goals.

  • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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    4 小时前

    I carry my own ketchup bottle.

    Condimitment

    • WanderingThoughts@europe.pub
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  • Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Can you do this though

    • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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      5 小时前

      There’s always someone in the family who will name a better kid and keep comparing you, the inferior to all child.

  • Snowclone@lemmy.world
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    You’ll never be a billionaire if you keep foolishly indulging in the luxury of eating and drinking. You’ll also wasting time eating and expelling waste, you could have two or three other micro hustles to get ahead, you’re only two or three centuries away from success!

    • achance4cheese@sh.itjust.works
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      Even at my very generous salary, ignoring taxes and expenses, I’m still several millennia from joining the tres commas club.

    • udc@lemmy.world
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      Bottom feeders eating their 🥑 toast need to learn pull themselves by the 🥾 strap! /s

  • dan69@lemmy.world
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    Probably used klarna

  • humanamerican@lemmy.zip
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    5 小时前

    a personal pizza

    My fellow American

    • SSUPII@sopuli.xyzOP
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      So strange yall have a name for a normal pizza

      • Jerkface@lemmy.world
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        I can understand. Our ‘normal’ pizzas are supposed to feed a family of four.

      • humanamerican@lemmy.zip
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        What makes it a personal pizza is that it is eaten by a single person in a single sitting.

        The one pictured is an American sized personal pizza.

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    I mean, setting realistic, achievable goals is a very good strategy and mindset.

    Gotta build what you want, step by step.

    … and also that looks like a pretty darn good pizza.

  • zebidiah@lemmy.ca
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    #builtdifferent #dailygrind

  • AeronMelon@lemmy.world
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    This is weirdly wholesome.

    Start small. Get yourself a pizza, and work up from there.

    • Jerkface@lemmy.world
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      Use those calories to mow lawns. Register an LLC. Hire a fleet. Buy them pizzas. Growth mindset.

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      It’s a good perspective. People get daunted by big goals like home ownership that are really just 20-60 thousand personal pizzas.

      • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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        No house on Earth is worth giving up that many pizzas.

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