Ziglin (it/they)

Are us voices in your rectangle so bad that you want us gone? ;(

Aren’t they mostly based on some sort of BSD (at least the smaller ones)? Would probably still not be legal in that scenario but I gotta be pedantic…

The not so funny meaning of the statement was supposed to be that using female as a noun is usually considered offensive when talking about humans.

I’m not sure how that or the possible alternative and more amusing interpretation of implying your penis being a female of it’s species, deserves being called an asshole.

Also I don’t think I understood your second sentence because to my knowledge just under 50% of humans would be expected to have a dick which is notably less than everyone.

Calling your hypothetical “dick” “a female” is not helping your case… (it also sounds rather funny the way I said it hehe)

Hey just because you aren’t into feet doesn’t mean there aren’t people who might the imperial system sexy.

I don’t think they are that bad.

Maybe you’re just insecure about not being as fly as I am.

I’ll put on a witch’s hat and then we can have a duel.

I can accept being British but at least I’m not French.

Monster size, texture or both?

I turn my phone to minimum default brightness and enable extra dim before bed, that actually works pretty well most times, since usually there’s a little moonlight anyway.

Thanks for ruining my streak of repressing the memory of having watched twilight…

Looks like bad compression or AI too :/

Well yes, now that you say it… (It could have been bunny girl racing tho)

Why did I think I should click on that link?

I would still leave that up to interpretation. I think it can make sense however I am having trouble putting my interpretation into words.

Two alternative redemptions of the ‘a’ not being present: It could be viewed as an ellipsis, it does sound slightly more pleasant to me without.

And it would also just be really silly if the first statement said upon stepping onto a celestial body no human has set foot on before is a self contradictory statement is

Thank you. I had a feeling I was wrong about that. Couldn’t even think of the word article though so I assumed maybe it was a weird kind of preposition.

Dtf took me a bit, my leading theory for a good 10s was dad to female though.

‘Man’ is often used in the same way as ‘mankind’ which is how I’ve usually seen the quote interpreted. Clearly the article ‘a’ makes a very big difference but it still makes sense.

Edit: preposition -> article cuz I’m dum

I’ve started saying “I like your _” when complimenting unusual accessories, it iz far better at conveying ones awe than just saying “nice _” in my experience.