• flambonkscious@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    3·
    1 day ago

    I’m torn. I can see where you’re coming from but there are exceptions:

    Celery is a perfectly acceptable delivery vessel for hummus

    • Cort@lemmy.world
      2·
      1 day ago

      I’m sure there’s a hummus that’s delicious enough for you to eat it off a toilet seat. That doesn’t mean toilets (or celery) are food.

      • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
        2·
        1 day ago

        Actually toilet seats aren’t that bad, it’s toilet bowls I won’t eat near…

        That’s how I’ve proven celery is clearly a food, even if inferior. Now, I’ve submitted you got the tesseract ban list and will refuse all further discourse on the matter.

        Fuckyouerymuch Flambonkscious